no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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