I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
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