Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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