So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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