I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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