SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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