I accidentally burped into my bong.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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