i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
just tell him i said nine months
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
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