Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
my shit smells like andre
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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