I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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