Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I had to cum in my sink.
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