Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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