matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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