I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
