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Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee

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(909): View more from California

he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"

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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue

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(270): View more from Kentucky

New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.

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(906): View more from Michigan

He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...

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(941): View more from Florida

Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk

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Crosswalk actually

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(347): View more from New York

Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.

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