chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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