Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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