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Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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