Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
