So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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