I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I need to sanitize my soul.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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