no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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