He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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