i love accidental penises.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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