how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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