I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I love you.
Bad choice
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
