And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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