No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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