what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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