Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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