No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
where does the pee come out of this thing
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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