My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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