can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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