my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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