Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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