So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I got her a Nickelback box set.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
