I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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