im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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