Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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