I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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