I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Randomize
