Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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