Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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