I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
You're earring is so big in my mouth
is wine microwaveable?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Randomize
