Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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