i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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