i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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