This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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