I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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