They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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