at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
whose parrot is this?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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